An important part of the courtship rituals of queer women
Having lifted her girlfriend up toward the moon in this fashion the romance can now proceed…
During my travels documenting and studying queer ladies around the world, I encountered a particularly interesting moonlit courtship ritual.
An American and Canadian towns married two local women in order to settle a feud. At first, nothing was out of the ordinary, the Canadian lifted the American up as she laid on her back against the sand.
Then the American started doing the Macarena on the Canadian’s feet while juggling coconuts and singing Ave Maria. I still think about it sometimes. Granted, I recently heard they’ve had three kids, but I still wonder… where did she get those coconuts?
THEY COULD BE CARRIED BY SWALLOWS
A SWALLOW CARRYING A COCONUT!?
Sam, I’ve encountered more than two hundred sapphic species that can migrate, more than 74 that can lift something several times their very small size, but there is no sapphic species in North America that has a special connection to swallows by which they can be asked to carry coconuts to a temperate zone, and don’t you dare say that coconuts migrate
CAN YOU PROVE THAT THEY DON’T THOUGH
Can anyone prove that they don’t O.O
Prove that coconuts migrate or prove that lesbians control swallows?
That coconuts don’t migrate O.O
Maybe they just do it in secret maybe the coconuts don’t want us to know…
Perhaps it were two swallows carrying it between them
My name is Claire and all I do with my life is make really bad jokes